PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon